Introducing USAID Coin—the first-ever decentralized aid program where you decide where the money goes (hint: probably not corrupt middlemen). Instead of “aid” mysteriously disappearing into some unnamed regime’s Swiss bank account, we put everything on-chain for full transparency—something the real USAID could learn from.For decades, USAID has been sending billions across the globe, funding who knows what—revolutions, ghost projects, or maybe just some dude’s offshore account. Now, we’re bringing that same level of financial responsibility to the blockchain!
With USAID Coin, we’re taking satirical economic policy to new heights. Who needs real oversight when you have the blockchain and Twitter polls?
So, are you ready to fund the future of memes instead of mystery governments? Buy USAID Coin today and help us provide the most efficient, decentralized, and absolutely not corrupt aid program in history.