USAID Meme Coin

Funding Memes, Not Regimes

About us:

About USAID Coin: The Most "Efficient" Aid Ever 💰🚀

Introducing USAID Coin—the first-ever decentralized aid program where you decide where the money goes (hint: probably not corrupt middlemen). Instead of “aid” mysteriously disappearing into some unnamed regime’s Swiss bank account, we put everything on-chain for full transparency—something the real USAID could learn from.For decades, USAID has been sending billions across the globe, funding who knows what—revolutions, ghost projects, or maybe just some dude’s offshore account. Now, we’re bringing that same level of financial responsibility to the blockchain!

Why USAID Coin?
✅ 100% Transparent – No backdoor deals, no “consulting fees.” Every transaction is on-chain, unlike the real thing.
✅ Decentralized Aid – Instead of funding questionable projects, we let the community vote where funds go (spoiler: memes).
✅ No Middlemen – You won’t find shady NGOs or bureaucrats here. Just pure, unfiltered internet chaos.
✅ Actually Useful – Well… more useful than real foreign aid, at least.

With USAID Coin, we’re taking satirical economic policy to new heights. Who needs real oversight when you have the blockchain and Twitter polls?
So, are you ready to fund the future of memes instead of mystery governments? Buy USAID Coin today and help us provide the most efficient, decentralized, and absolutely not corrupt aid program in history.

🚨 Disclaimer: Unlike the real USAID, we won’t pretend to “fix” entire countries with bags of cash. We just make memes and moonshots.

Tokenomics

Token name: USAID
Symbol: USAID
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 USAID
Presale: 67.3%
Liquidity: 32.7%
âś… 0% Buy/Sell Tax
âś… No Team Token
âś… No vesting